One may not promote a "horse tripping event".

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.

People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punishable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

It's statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin.

Tattoos are banned. (revoked 06)

No one may spit on a sidewalk.

It is illeal to wear your boots to bed.

It is illegal to have sex before you are merried.

Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.

Alcobol Humer Sickers 

DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers

You can't drink all day long if you don't start first thing in the morning!

Rehab is for Quitters

God made pot, man made beer, who do you trust?

I'm not drunk you shilly sit!

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk! Alcoholics go to meetings!

Beer - helping white people dance since 1837.

Blonde Bumpers

You have such beautiful blonde hair - why in the world did you dye your roots black?

 am NOT a dumb blonde! (attached upside down)

To entertain a blone look below (top) - To entertain a blonde look above (bottom)

Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

Relationship Bumpers

I'm the man of this house and I have my wife's permission to say so.

Love is in the air, and it's a real stinker too!

My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends.

Ex-lovers make great speed bumps!

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies

Tailgating Bumpers

Do I look like a Hemroid? Then get off my ass

Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you.

Now that you are on my ass you wanna get married?

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Bumper to bumper, butt to butt, get off my ass you crazy nut.

The closer you get the slower I go.

I'm not in heat SO GET OFF MY TAIL!

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